Tomievader

Chapter four Harry was fuming with rage. Here he was, walking down the corridor with the person who killed his parents in cold blood. The person who's responsible for all of the wrongs in his life. The person...who's pouring him a cup of tea. "Now Harry I know that your upset at what Dumbl- i mean He who must not be named has done to your life but that doesn't give you the right to yell his name in the great hall. Do you know what fear that name instills into the people who hear it? Your not the only one who's lost family to hi-" "You're the one who killed my family! Your the one who should be called 'he who must not be named'! Why is everyt

Chapter three Harry rose from his chair and ran to the head table. Voldemort was in Hogwarts! And he had the nerve to sit in the headmasters chair! As he approached the table he raised his wand and screamed "VOLDEMORT!!!!" Voldemort rose his face from his plate and looked at Harry with confusion. "Hello Harry, I'm glad to see your in a fine mood today. Why don't you be so kind as to leave me to my breakfast? We can talk later in my office." Voldemort bellowed with a rather full mouth. "WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!" Harry shrieked as he rose his wand to Voldemort. Just then Professor Mcgonagall yelled "Expeliarmus!" and Harry's wand went shooting into

Chapter two Harry wakes up to the blinding sunlight as he reaches for his glasses. He sees that everyone has already woken up and headed to the great hall for breakfast. He grabs his robes and makes his way to the fat lady, preparing himself for a rather nasty escapade of bad singing or ranting. But as he approaches the moving picture he finds that she is completely silent and still. Not wanting to question the blissful surprise, he spoke the code word and the picture opened. He made it to the great hall about twenty minutes before breakfast was over. He quickly found Hermione and Ron and sat next to them. Ron picked up his water and yelled

Author's note: This is purely made for the laughs. I don't want any money. I do not own the characters of this story. This story is based off the Harry Potter(c) series written by J.K.Rowling. Chapter one Harry Potter lay in his bed awake and sharp. His inablity to sleep was mainly caused by two factors. One of them was the constant and rather irritating snores of Ron. The other was this rather ominous feeling. Like the feeling you might get while walking into a dark cave with a lantern. He attempts to drift into slumber but to no avail. He gets up from his bed and heads toward the cupboard where Ron keeps his midnight snacks. As he sat on h